According to a report to be released this April in the International Journal of Epidemiology, boredom can be scientifically linked to depression. Depression, it is widely known, can be linked to a number of medical problems including heart disease, which can be fatal. Therefore, it is possible that one could literally be bored to death. I think it is only right and fitting that we begin to file lawsuits against boring churches for anticipated damages.
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